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Lake Powell

(Warning. Long post. Feel free to skim.Or look here for the picture version)

We just got back from a week at Lake Powell.  It was a great break from the hum-drum life of gardening, laundry and checking my email.
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Here's a synopsis of the doin's at the Lake:

Day 1

  • Attendees: Sebastian, Nikki, Matt, Grandpa Robert, Uncle Hollis, Aunt Tina and me.
  • 5 hour ride in the car.  Sebastian did amazingly well, especially when we took a potty break in Price, Utah and found the dinosaur museum.
  • 20 minute nap (instead of the usual 2 hours).
  • 1 hour wait at the dock for the ski boat shuttle to the houseboat.  Again, Sebastian did amazingly well.
  • Sebastian was a total pill on Monday.  He was punchy from the car ride, amped up from a weekend with his sisters and just tired.  He ran around the houseboat, acted like a maniac and had zero impulse control.  This actually turned out to be a good thing, he's normally very cautious but instead of saying things were "scary" he jumped right into them.  Example: we went swimming and he was really eager to get into the deep water (yes, he was wearing a life preserver).  Matt and Nikki were swimming off the back of the houseboat and I asked him if he wanted to jump in. "Yeah!", he said.  So, I took his arms and swung him into the water. He came up, coughed and sputtered and started laughing manically.  (It made me feel better to huck him into the water, too). His courage set a good tone for the rest of the trip.  He was eager to try anything that we put in his way, including Buffalo steaks at dinner.
  • Ii got a cowboy hat at the hole in the rock gas station (middle of nowhere, Utah).  You'll see this creation atop my head in every one of my pictures.
  • Sebastian had an "Isabell" moment. "Hey, where's the TV?"  We're on a boat, on the water, 500 miles from home and he wants to know where the TV is.  Incredible. 
  • It RAINED!  When I say rained, it really rained on Monday night.  Wind, lightning, lots of big fat raindrops.  I was glad Sebastian and I opted to sleep in the stifiling heat of the houseboat that night.
  • This was the most eventful day.

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Day 2

  • Attendees: Sebastian, Nikki, Matt, Grandpa Robert, Uncle Hollis, Marlies, her friend Brittany and me.
  • Sebastian and Matt went swimming.  We found a swimming board and he got used to swimming on his tummy!
  • Marlies, Brittany, Matt and Grandpa Robert went waterskiing. It was a 2-hour adventure in the boat and Sebastian did really well.  He helped hold the orange flag and loved going fast in the boat.
  • Drinking enough water is a challenge in the heat of the desert. We taught Sebastian a drinking game to help combat the problem.  Every time we'd take a drink we'd say, "Cheers!" and raise our glasses. He called the game "chairs" and would say it with every glass raised.
  • We slept on the bow of the boat that night.  Sebastian loves to snuggle when he sleeps. He also snores.

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Day 3

  • Attendees: Sebastian, Nikki, Matt, Grandpa Robert, Uncle Hollis, Marlies, her friend Brittany and me.
  • Hole in the Rock.  It's this little, steep canyon the Mormon pioneers treked.  Apparently there were *80* wagons, women and children in the caravan.  Crazy stuff.  Couldn't pay me enough money or tempt me with salvation to do that.
  • Rainbow bridge.  It was a two-hour boat ride to Rainbow bridge.  Sebastian had a 45-minute nap in the boat and everyone was greatful for it.  When we got there Hollis, Marlies and Brittany camped out in the boat ("We've seen it") and Matt, Nikki, Sebastian, Grandpa Robert and I made the 2.5 mile trek to see one of nature's most beautiful creations.
  • Sebastian ran the whole 2.5 miles up the trail.  I'm sure he was greatful to get out of the boat and run around.
  • Sebastian had enough sunscreen in his hair that I gave him a mohawk and it stayed upright for quite a while.

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Day 4

  • Attendees: Sebastian, Nikki, Matt, Grandpa Robert, Uncle Hollis, Marlies, her friend Brittany and me.
  • Sebastian discovered the joys of hiking on the beach and up the small bluff.  Alone.  An adult was always watching him but he felt like he did something by himself without help which is a huge milestone for him.
  • Sebastian also discovered the joy of sticks and pretended that they were dinosaurs or sharks or baraccudas that were fighting.  Keeping the sticks, which inevtiably fell apart into pieces, out of the houseboat was something of a challenge.
  • He discovered the joys of mud, making footprints in the mud and almost completely submurging his Allasaurus into the sticky mud.
  • The rest of the day was a chill out day.  Hanging out, snacking, drinking water and telling stories we've already told each other.

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Day 5

  • Attendees: Sebastian, Nikki, Matt, Grandpa Robert, Uncle Hollis, Marlies, her friend Brittany and me.
  • Day 5 was the clean-up day.  Cleaning red mud off of carpet is a little trickier than just vacuuming it up after it dries.
  • Sebastian helped Brittany and Marlies deflate the rafts.
  • Sebastian was a very good boy when we moved the houseboat back to the marina.  He sat on his bum, ate Doritos and fruit snacks and talked in a low voice so as not to distract Hollis.  Good job.
  • Sebastian rode in an inflatable kayak with Brittany and Marlies.  Given his cautious nature I wondered how he would react to paddling around in a small, inflatable craft.  He loved row-row-rowing the boat!
  • What he didn't love was the 6 hour car ride home.  "Momma, my bum hurts. I'm sick.  Can we go up the hill (home) please, please?"  Poor guy.  Yeah, he slept well that night.

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Side notes:

  • T-mobile is the ONLY cell carrier that has no reception in the southern 1/4 of Utah.
  • If you think that you've applied enough sunblock, seek out a buddy and re-apply. When you've reached "greased pig" status, you're good to go.
  • Drink drink drink.  When your stomach is full of water, keep going.
  • Overpack delicious, munchy, snack foods.
  • Prepare to gain weight from said snack foods.
  • If you feel like you're still on the boat when you go to sleep, it's normal.  It's normal for the next couple of days, in fact.

 

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But It's a Dry Heat...

I was driving home from work on Friday, fighting the boats and RV's and their people who were trying to get out of the city for a little recreation, when I saw something on a motorcycle in front of me. It had all of this HAIR flying behind it.  "Damn, that's some mullet," I thought to myself.

I got closer to the thing on a bike - which was a Harley - and I just about choked on my gum.  It was the latest mascot creation to hit the Salt Lake valley.  The Real Salt Lake Lion (Major League Soccer team).

So, not only was this asshole riding a big Harley on I-15, throwing kisses and throwing his fist around in a "hell yeah!" kind of way but, according to the thermometer in my car, it was 104 degrees.

This guy is totally and completely insane. Who better for a flaming-hoop-jumping, crowd-surfing, penalty-shot-target, mascot?

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Note to Home Depot Manager

Dear Scott, manager of the Home Depot in Centerville -

I'm here to voice my disappointment and to, officially, give you my big middle finger.

If you remember: I had to call you, on my phone, in the store, in the checkout line, to get your attention. I'm the 135-lb woman who bitched you out for having to load, by myself: 6, 35lb pavers, 3 stair risers and pick 4, 2x4x12's from your shitty selection of redwood, crawling ENTIRELY into the bin while three associates shirked their duties (after I specifically asked each one for help).

And despite the fact that you're completely spineless, inept, unmotivated, unempowered to keep your customers happy AND insinuated, to my face, that I was a bitch, I want to say, "Thank You".

Because you lack the ability to instill the most basic of skills in your employees, the $5.15/hr teenage employee who pulled my new (and very comfy) deck chairs wrote the price on the ticket as $12.49 instead of $24.97. I guess you don't screen for or care about employees who suffer from dyslexia. 

Fuck you very much,

Sunny

How to replace a deck in 13,000 painful steps (part 3)

More deck pics to come. 

Must... pull... splinters... out... of... hands.

In short: Decking is done! I have posts! I have a partial railing! I even have a neighbor copying the railing design (thanks for the design, Mom)!  I sit out on the deck every night, stare at the stars and carefully scruitinize every screw hole and seam that may need sanding.

This weekend: stairs.  Ugh.  Anyone know how to calculate the rise/run on stairs that have to extend 12' to the, currently, uneven ground?  I was a communication's major - this is the reason why.

Happy Mother's Day

(a week late)

It's just so freaking hot in my house right now that I haven't had the energy to do much but sit in front of the fan.

More pics to come...

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New Look and Feel

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(thanks, Matt for the valuable feedback!)

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Where's the beef?

Duh, it's at Les Schwab.

Let's see... I'll take two pairs of those z-rated tires, these 22" chrome spinners and a half rack.

Who in the HELL thought of this promotion?  For the love of all that's holy.

Now here's how you do schwag. 

  • Google - green lava lamps.
  • Yahoo - high-end wine kits and poker kits.
  • PR agency - concert tickets.
  • Alcohol companies during Mardis Gras (yes, even in SLC)- feather tiaras, sequined joker hats, bead necklaces, strobe-light necklaces, glow sticks, babydoll t-shirts that say "Let's paint the town Pucker". Ski goggles, polar fleece vests, watchman caps, logoed trucker hats, lanyards and, of course, free booze.

'Cause I got to have faith

FINALLY!  It's so refreshing to see someone, *anyone*, take accountability for their actions.

You go, George! (now if he would get that goddamned smirk off his face...)

Schizophrenic tunes

Many of you who know me understand my love of a varied (and deep) catalog of music.

I hooked the iPod up in the living room - *shock* it's STILL working! - and set that sucka to "shuffle".

This experiment with the "shuffle" setting proved to me that I do indeed have a lot of different types of music.  In the past hour I've heard songs from the following artists:

  • Lords of Acid
  • Alice in Chains
  • Marc Anthony (don't ask)
  • Fatboy Slim
  • Cameo
  • Some hard rockin something or other that I didn't recognize
  • Chris Isaak
  • Kidz Bop (again, don't ask)
  • Ani Difranco
  • Madonna (old school - Lucky star kind of old school)
  • Henry Rollins
  • Squeeze (anyone remember them?)

The one type of music that I don't have on my iPod...Country. Thank God I'm not that desperate or insane.

Thank You

To the person (or people) who shoveled my driveway and walk this afternoon.  It was a very nice suprise to come home to.

I don't know who you are and the neighbors won't cop to it but I wanted to say, "Thank You," anyway.