Cue Ball Corner Pocket

The conversation goes something like this:

Nikki: Do you want me to shave your head?

Sebastian: okay!

Nikki looks at me.  I shrug my shoulders, what the hell, it's summer and it's hair, it'll grow back.

20 minutes with the beard-trimmer later:

All I can think about is Phil Hartman portraying Frank Sinatra in a 90's SNL skit, "The Sinatra Group". 

"Frank" looks at Sinead O'Connor who's on the guest panel and says, "What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!"

I'm bad.