An Ode to Sprinkers

As shamelessly adapted from Shel Silverstein's "Channels"

 

Zone 1, is no fun

Zone 2, is a freaking zoo

Zone 3, one of them is kinda hard to see

Zone 4, I'm closing the door (out of sight, out of mind)

Zone 5, I dance the jive!

Zone 6, I'm gonna nix

Grab the hose