Misguided parents

You know you're an misguided parent when both the mother and the father take their two-year old son to the doctors office because he ate a Milkbone and now he's throwing up.

It's all about the Milkbone and how it just doesn't agree with him.  <insert hand-wringing and wailing about the vile dog treat here>.

Yeah, it's got absolutely NOTHING to do with the church nursery (Biohazard level 5) he was in the day before.  "He was okay at church yesterday, even though little Sallie sneezed all over him, he doesn't look like he has a cold because he's throwing up."

Damn, dog treats.  Maybe we can get those banned in Utah, too.